This is why I loathe Xmas music. There are only five songs, each roughly 120 seconds long. In any given shift, you'd hear each song 40-48 times (some songs have more covers). On top of that, the songs have above average repeated choruses. I threaten violence towards anyone who suggests Xmas music before December 1st.

If I was dictator for a day, Xmas music would be banned outside of a 36 hour window. Starting not one second earlier than 12pm on December 24th, and ending not one second later than midnight December 25th/26th. Violation of this mandate will result in solidarity confinement with a loop of Xmas music until the offending person has been cured of their mental illness that allowed them to tolerate the music.