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Anon is living like royalty
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Closer to 80, but even then that's tilted by youth mortality and chronic health issues (and race and height and gender). But if you're going strong after the age of 30, you've got much better odds of making it to 90 than an infant who hasn't survived through some of the most dangerous years to be alive. If you're old enough to be shitposting on 4chan, you're probably doing well enough to at least think about making it that far.
"Anon" is appropriate. It really is security through obscurity for a lot of Freedom Loving Americans. You're not protected because you've got rights and freedoms. You're protected because nobody considers your stupid shitposts to be worthy of their time. You're non-threatening not free.
As soon as police or management or some national security goon thinks you're a clear and present danger, the game changes significantly.
One might even argue the toys he has were created to distract and alienate him from his peers and neighbors.