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Anon attempts blackmail (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[-] kylie_kraft@lemmy.world 176 points 3 months ago

it's a green text, this almost certainly never happened

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 104 points 3 months ago

Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

Gay: Anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games.

[-] cheddar@programming.dev 11 points 3 months ago

Real: anon's first thought is to exploit this for video games

Gay: anon is not fantasizing about his teacher

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 months ago

Fake: Anon is clearly fantasizing about seeing his teacher naked.

Who hasn't? You're stuck in a room for a few hours every day all day and the mind wanders into some dark places.

Mr. Appletree, you geriatric prime hunk of man... How many rolls cover your wrinkle stick?

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Yeah that was my point. Anon didn't discover his teacher's secret Only Fans account. He was just day dreaming.

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