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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 118 points 2 years ago

I wonder what those creatures that demand your first born do if you're a virgin forever. Or if you're gay. 🤔

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 112 points 2 years ago

Fae: GIVE ME YOUR FIRST BORN

Human, having unprotected sex with their gay partner for the 7th time that day: I'M TRYING

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 70 points 2 years ago
[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 106 points 2 years ago

Oh that's easy, they secretly hook you up with someone really perfect for you, you have a great kid, and then the love of your life has a stroke and their personality does a 180°, tearing your whole dream family apart as the fey returns and offers to let you keep just one family member, and then you fail to realize the deal includes yourself and you've unwittingly sacrificed all your cognitive abilities and memories while your daughter's life gets ruined as she spends her best years taking care of her madman father with no hope for a better life.

[-] notabot@lemm.ee 64 points 2 years ago

I know it's trite to say "calm down Satan", but, calm down Satan. You've captured the spirit of a Fae deal really well.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I got that dog in me

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

It's times like this that I'm glad it was my wife's left side of the brain that got nuked by her strokes, instead of the right.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

What a heartwarming story

[-] USSMojave@startrek.website 8 points 2 years ago

What a heartwarming story

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 2 years ago

I get to get VORED too?!

[-] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 23 points 2 years ago

Ya win some, ya lose some. No businessman has every deal go their way.

[-] wh0_cares@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 years ago

According to my gf, they take your balls. Call it a feysectomy.

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