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Anon breaks up (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Hupf@feddit.org 7 points 3 months ago

> be me

> get home from my vasectomy

> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room

> must be Chad again

> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer

> log onto sh.itjust.works and open c/greentext

> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her

> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext

> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section

Fake: anon has a gf

Gay: anon was soft in front of his fake gf

> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of lemmy perusing my incredibly witty and original comment

> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed

> it's been a good day

> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

this post was submitted on 10 Aug 2024
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