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Anon's gf is up to something
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
You can stand up straight tho. People always think I'm taller than I actually am
Likewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up