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Anon tries to be ethical
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this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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Alright class, now that we've removed the patient's lungs, we're gonna pray he gets better. Yes, I see a raised hand in the back row?
Yes, sorry - doesn't he need a lung to survive?
Right, good catch. We're first going to pray he grows a lung. Yes, you with the notebook?
Who will be doing the closing?
That'll be sister Jane. Sister, 12 "hail Marys" and a closing prayer, please. Class dismissed.
And then I guess y'all watch as the man flatlines while the nuns go "please give this one some sutures God, I promise I'll be good from now on" and "God, if ever you were going to grow organs, please, now's the time. The man can't breathe. It's not his fault"
Sounds like a good time. Do they give degrees or do you need to pray to get hired?