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Anon is a soyboy
(sh.itjust.works)
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I moved to a rural area a few years back and there’s a lot of farms here. Thus, many of the people I’ve met are farmers or have worked on farms. After a year or so of asking people what they raise/grow on their farms it finally happened and I met someone who said they grew soybeans. I asked him if he was a soyboy and he was really not amused.
I’m pretty sure he saw it coming too, when he said soybeans I had to have a huge shit eating grin on my face. I was waiting for that day
Soy Boys
I watched until he made the implication that pop2 by charli xcx isn’t a great album. ridiculous
Soy does that to you.
I woke up and took a shit at my girlfriend's house and I think I woke up the rest of the house laughing, this is fucking amazing
God you must have felt like a legend that day.
Except you aren't.