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[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 139 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Make everyone always wear their safety gear, be it in the car, on the bike, at the workplace. Make them. Always. Do not allow anyone to omit anytime, never ever.

Anon could be fucking his happy girlfriend of five years right now if he had followed this simple rule.

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 90 points 2 months ago

Also, never let your passenger put their feet up on the dashboard. Unless they want their lungs punctured by their own tibia.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 28 points 2 months ago

That sounds fun who wouldn't want that?

[-] vorpuni@jlai.lu 8 points 2 months ago

Or rest their head near the side curtain airbags. Loads of cars have them now.

[-] anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 months ago

But how about RSI from sitting still in the same position for too long?

[-] nehal3m@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Easy, just jump out of a moving car every once in a while.

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