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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O
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It must be frustrating not being pansexual. The dating pool is so tiny for you! How do you even enjoy porn when you don't find all the performers attractive?
The straight men who exclusively watch lesbian porn are laughing at you
The "I'm so straight I only watch lesbian porn" crowd makes me laugh. I can relate cause my brother and I were like that once too. When you're raised by conservatives in the 90s, you're taught to believe that gay and straight are the only orientations available. And since we were both attracted to women, that means that we must be straight, right? Surprise surprise.
The point I'm making is that the "lesbian porn only" crowd should just come out of the closet already. They'd be a lot happier. ๐ณ๏ธโ๐