Oh yeah, I'm not saying anyone who has a beard or drinks alcohol or even has sex with lots of women is immediately participating in that culture.

That culture is more about celebrating these things on a basis of them supposedly being manly. They will of course mention that beards may look good or that it's just good to not need to shave every day, for various reasons, but if women could also grow a majestic beard, then this wouldn't be part of their identity/culture.

And yeah, I do absolutely agree on that chatbox. In my case, my beard grows so quickly that it's just tiresome to shave it all the time. But it's so patchy that it looks awful and it never stops being itchy for me.
If I could've just told my body to not bother with the beard thing, I would have saved about a month of my lifetime that I spent shaving.