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Anon pregames
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Keep in mind, you're telling this to a blackout horny drunk person. In honesty, it doesn't matter what you actually say.
OK, so if it doesn't matter what he said, why lie? You're kinda invalidating your initial point here.
Well, okay, the drunk person will still react to what you say; they just won't remember. Having a gracious exit to the situation is preferable to, say, "OH MY GOD THERE'S AN AXE MURDERER BEHIND YOU" and running away when they turn around.
I began with 'have some tact' after all.