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[-] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 41 points 1 week ago

Always go pee. Yes, it's annoying as hell to crawl out of the comfy bed again. But it's even more annoying to wake up a couple hours later with an even fuller bladder - or even worse, to wake up with an emptier bladder.

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Am I the only one who ends up peeing in the dream, only to wake up with a wet bed?

No, that is not a joke, despite how disgusting it sounds.

Edit: nevermind, the reply thread right above me mentioned that someone else might've done this.

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It's common enough when younger. It stops in teenage years to middle age, then starts again in old age.

Do some kegels to firm up that pelvic floor. Drink less water before bed. If you can, remember pissing in dream means pissing in bed. Wake yourself up before you mark the sheets like every drunk lush of a woman I've slept with.

[-] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

drunk lush of a woman

I am certainly not here to be all like MEN DO IT TOO but I felt the need to drop an anecdote about a lead singer in a band I toured with once. He only drank black label beer, no liquor. He blacked out every night and pissed all the beds he met lol

[-] Resol@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

I'll take that advice into consideration.

[-] Cypher@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

like every drink lush of woman

Is this aneurysm posting?

[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Is this aneurysm posting?

Phone spellcheck blows now lol. Tanks.

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