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[-] finley@lemm.ee 19 points 2 months ago

Allow me to blow your mind: gay guys like boobs, too, just for different reasons.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 11 points 2 months ago

Wat. I didn't know that! I mean, I'm not offended by dicks, but I don't love (or even really like) them...

[-] finley@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Oh, you see, that’s not the same thing. Most gay men are absolutely fucking terrified of vaginas, for example. A total mystery that, for most of us, we have only ever encountered in a biology class. (On the other hand, we probably know more about them from that biology class and our lady friends than most unmarried straight men). However, even as a straight guy, you could admit that dicks are fun to play with, even if it’s just your own. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Ya see, as best, as I can figure, the boob thing for gay guys is that, it’s a novelty because we don’t have them (usually), they’re actually kind of neat and fun, and if you push them together, they look like a butt, which is something we actually do like.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 13 points 2 months ago

I would not say most gay men are terrified of vaginas. I'm not sexually attracted to vagina, but I'm also not scared of it, anymore than I'm scared of wrists, another thing I'm not attracted to, or tattoos, another thing I don't personally have. They're just a thing that's there, and that I'm not into. Same for most gay men I've met.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago

Dicks are fun to play with? That’s news to me. For guys, I am attracted to muscles. For girls, I like things that bounce.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

I'm not offended by dicks either. I am annoyed if they charge at me like a bunch of roman phalanx hoplites.

What about a group of women charging at you, breasting boobily?

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world -4 points 2 months ago

I think he's referring to man boobs.

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 6 points 2 months ago

I don't think that's right...

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's the only thing that came to mind to be honest, I guess hopefully he will clarify.

[-] noxy@yiffit.net 3 points 2 months ago

no we don't, not all of us anyways

feet tho.....

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