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Anon pregames
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this post was submitted on 06 Sep 2024
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LOL, you're not an adult. Adults don't throw up from drinking.
Are you 12?
Buddy, I'm 100% older than you. That's why I don't say shit like, "pre-game," or throw up because I drank a shot when I had too much sugar in my tummy. I'm going to give you two pieces of advice, as someone who's probably tended bar longer than you've been allowed to drink: 1) Learn to hold your liquor before your 30, because this shit stops being cute real quick and 2) don't have sex with anyone that's thrown up, because they're too drunk to consent (except on the very rare occasion that they drank too much sugar and upset their wittle tum-tum).
This is the most arrogant and out of touch comment ever holy fuck lol
Get a life kid
LOL, well, if it seems like I'm being condescending, it's because I absolutely am. You've got a poorer understanding of alcohol than the average college freshman, and you jumped into my comments to defend date rape. Condescension is the nicest reaction you get after that. If you don't like being talked down to, trying growing the fuck up.
Lmao. Every one is arguing with you in these comments bro maybe step back a little. Nobody jumped into the comments. You made some drastic declaration that has nothing to do with this situation, this person was not consenting for a totally different reason and you got weird at the start.
Then you're up and down these comments arguing with everyone and being condescending as hell from your weird ass start.
Icing on the cake, you try talking down to me because of let's see here... talking about throwing up from drinking? What the fuck lmfao? Grow up. This post says pregaming, this post talks about drinking and throwing up. Are you like brain dead or just this silly in the brain?
No, throwing up does not indicate intoxication level. Some alcohols will instantly make some people vomit tequila and vodka are the ones I see that cause this the most. Sugar + alcohol makes people throw up. Mixing alcohol makes people throw up. This person could've done any of that and anyone who drinks knows these common drinking basics. How the fuck does that indicate age?
Shut up bro
Like, seriously dude, in a comment section full of dumb-ass misinformation about alcohol, you are king. Someday, you're going to develop an adult relationship with alcohol. Until then, try not to rape anyone because you don't understand consent.
You're a child you have never drank go sit down. Throwing up does not indicate intoxication level.
LOL OK champ, you're the grown-up here for sure. Go drink til you puke like a big boy.