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Anon uses a phone book
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Even in 2005, mobile internet was so shit, it might as well not have existed. 2007-2008 was when 3G was starting to get rolled out I believe, but even that was pretty damn slow and expensive. 3.5G in ~2010+ is when things were usable enough that you could perform a Google search without giving up before the your first result loads.
WAP was a bit of an attempt, but in truth you couldn't do much of anything with it.
...wet ass pussy??
Yep, premium flip phones had optional wet ass pussies in the early 00's