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[-] frezik@midwest.social 48 points 2 months ago

Here, I'll make a lot of you oblivious folk feel better about yourselves. I've been propositioned at a house sex party and I was still completely oblivious.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 33 points 2 months ago

I once had a girl say "when am I going to get to feel that cock of yours inside of me?" and I somehow missed her intent.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

I went skinny dipping with a coworker after work. The thought never crossed my mind. I thought we were just doing dumb stuff. Ten years later is when I realized that I am stupid.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

I once didn’t notice a topless woman sitting on me was flirting.

Wait shit that may have happened multiple times, though the second one I think realized he was a guy a few months later.

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