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[-] dodgy_bagel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

To be fair, the queen was in her late twenties, Snow was in her tweens, and the mirror was but one pedophile inside the kindom of pedophiles.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 2 months ago

... THAT ... was always my take as well. Just, wtf, Disney?

[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That story is at least 120 years older than Disney's implementation. In the original the huntsman brought back Snow White's supposed lungs and liver which the queen then ate.

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

Right, so it has fuck-all to do with Disney's version. They had no reason to make it so the biggest apparent differences between the queen and Snow White were age and malice, but most overtly, age.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Queen: "Whos the hottest chick in the land?"

Mirror: "IDK this pretween I guess"

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