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Anon is a good samaritan
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Life insurance might not pay out for suicides. If he has family or anyone else mentioned in his policy he may not want to jeopardise that. No idea if that applies to OP's neighbour, but it's one potential reason.
Man, money matters further complicating literal life-and-death situations. I hate this.