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[-] Limfjorden@feddit.dk 24 points 6 days ago

This is like when we Danes tell jokes about Swedes and Norwegians, I assume.

Like this: How many Norwegians to change a light bulb in the ceiling?

AnswerThree; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

As a Virginian, we tell West Virginian and Kentuckian jokes. How many west virginians to change a lightbulb?

!Whole family, one to hold the bulb, the rest to turn the shack!<

How many Kentuckian does it does tocl change a lightbulb?

! I'm not sure, you'd have to convince them it isn't magic first!<

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Raised in Maryland, same kinds of jokes we tell about West Virginia, lmao.

A West Virginian boy got mad at a Marylander, so he threw a stick of dynamite at the Maryland boy. The Marylander picked it up, lit it, and threw it back.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 6 days ago

Ha! Nice! Take that, Wear Virginia! Lmao

We had others, but most of them revolve around how, ahem, close their families are. Lol

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 5 points 6 days ago

FYI, spoilers don't work like Reddit (or at least not on my web client.) Try doing it the way Limfjorden did:

AnswerThree; one to hold the lightbulb and two to carry them while going in circles.
[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 days ago

The ones using colons don't work on my client, but the built in ones using the > and ! do. I'm on eternity

[-] Sotuanduso@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago

Strange. I think colons are the official way (as I'm just on default web lemm.ee,) so that might be something to contact your client's devs with.

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