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I am a certified Linux user with almost 10 years of experience.

Please run the following command in a terminal:

sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y

Let me know if this fixes your issue

- certified Linux expert

(I'm making fun of the 25 year Microsoft veterans on the support page that tell users to run SFC /scannow)

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[-] xylogx@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I remember when SFC was first introduced, I excitedly wrote a script to invoke it remotely so I could use it on a user’s pc when they called to fix their problem. To this day I have never run that script. This was in 1998.

[-] alphapuggle@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

SFC has worked numerous times for me, usually for botched updates. Haven't used it in a long time after leaving tech support

[-] doughless@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I've tried using SFC multiple times and had it work zero times. One time after SFC failed to find anything wrong, I ended up fixing the machine by replacing the system file with a copy from a working machine.

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