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What do you do for work? (slrpnk.net)
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[-] spaghetti_hitchens@fedia.io 95 points 4 months ago

I, too, spontaneously ejaculate if I stare at my reflection long enough.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 52 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Speeding down the street when the red lights flash

Need to get away, need to make a dash

A song comes on that reminds me of you and I

Jizz in my pants

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 30 points 4 months ago

"would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard. If fuck me so hard"

[-] Damage@feddit.it 6 points 4 months ago

I, too, ejaculate if I stare at your reflection

[-] sxan@midwest.social 6 points 4 months ago

I have to completely avoid mirrors, myself. Walking down a city street on a sunny day is downright hazardous, lest I catch a glimpse of my reflection.

[-] athairmor@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Imagine the seizure of bliss and horror a carnival house of mirrors with evoke.

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