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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Make sure it's a duck you're taking home and not a goose. The goose will fuck you up.

[-] NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

Hey, if you can't tell a duck from a goose, peace was never an option.

[-] bitchkat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Maybe Tim will get the rest of the country to say "Duck, Duck, Grey Duck"

[-] shottymcb@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The goose is only a nuisance if you don't want to harm it (I'm in the not harming geese camp). If you're planning on eating it, the aggressiveness just makes it easier to grab the neck and shake until paralysis.

[-] Anivia@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago

A firm, but not violent, kick to their chest usually is enough to get them to back down. Also works with roosters

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