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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 162 points 14 hours ago

Who else was waiting for the plot twist? I thought she dumps him because his voice sounds like a drowning pig in panic or so... :'D

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 11 hours ago

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 10 points 11 hours ago

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[-] match@pawb.social 12 points 10 hours ago

might've recovered from long COVID

[-] rbn@sopuli.xyz 6 points 7 hours ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

I misread the first twist as "she's dead" and thought anon's love life just took a turn for the worst.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

it's a rare wholesome greentext

this post was submitted on 20 Sep 2024
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