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Anon is a tour guide at a museum
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Maybe the museum exhibit was about his nephew?
Sounds like what George Washington would've been called if he'd been a great dancer.
Or a terrible one!