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Polls Show J.D. Vance Performing Favorably Among Men Who Think the Bartender Is Flirting With Them (thehardtimes.net)

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

See also:

Men who think the barista likes them because they read their name from a cup.
Men who think they don't need to tip their waitress and instead leave their number instead.
Men who expect a happy ending when getting a massage and again, don't leave a tip when they're sent away without one.

[-] veroxii@aussie.zone 14 points 3 weeks ago

Is a happy ending on a message like a smiley emoji?

[-] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 weeks ago

Bless your heart

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