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Anon tries smoking for the first time (sh.itjust.works)

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[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago

Nicotine is an interesting poison as rather than killing the bugs the plant sloooows them down and the nicotine stnkifies them makin em more attractive to predators.

So yeah it's calming

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

It slows them down because it's a paralytic

[-] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Sooooo relaxed

[-] Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I usually don't like to be stiff when relaxed, but then again I also don't like to smoke I suppose lol

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