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Anon recommends a cast iron pan
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Mine is so heavy it hurts my wrist to pick it up. I'd never hit someone with it. They would definitely die or become paralized or something. And also I would injure my wrist, which would be equally bad.
Check out carbon steel pans. They are much the same as cast iron but significantly lighter.
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I definitely wouldn't consider an injured, even broken, wrist anywhere near as bad as paralysis or death. But also, a stainless steel pan works just fine as a bludgeoning implement, too