You too can break even with this one weird trick: never pay for anything, not even stuff you signed a contract saying you would pay.

Owe rent on your office? Don't pay it. Severence to the 75% of your workforce you fired? Fuck em. Giant bill to Google for running all your back end? Fuck that shit those losers can sit and oh shit wait no you're telling me they can just shut our whole fucking website down oh fuck oh fuck ok yeah maybe actually pay that one...