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Anon is straight
(lemy.lol)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Yeah dude, and great dental, 401k, generous pto. What'd you think the benefits were?
Fuckboi Union benefits are real, folks. Organize your fuckbois.
I thought the benefits were exclusively sexy benefits. I think I should've said yes to Jamie all those years ago. Turns out I'm "drunk and horny enough" now, Jamie.