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Anon gets a pizza
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
What did you call me?
What we all are. (At least statistically speaking)
Do you sell your body 40 hours a week?
NO, YOU PATHETIC SUB-HUMAN. I AM A CAPITALIST AND I CONTROL THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE ME OR RISK INCURRING THE FURTHER WRATH OF MY DEVASTATING CAPS LOCK /ml