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Hypothetically and only for the sake of argument, let's say Harris "supports genocide". We know Trump supports …let's call it "Genocide+". What does that leave? I believe most people think Harris will make getting a permanent ceasefire and supporting a two state solution central tenets of her administration. And Trump will do something insane that will threaten many more innocent lives across the entire region.
You can cast a vote for the imperfect candidate (which is every candidate ever), you can cast a vote for the candidate most likely to start World War III. Or you can cast a vote for ~~Grima Wormtongue~~, oops I mean Jill Stein, who is on the take from both the Russians and the GOP, and end up helping WWIII guy. Those are your options. It's not necessarily a fun choice, but it shouldn't be a hard one.
You support genocide. You're a geek without a soul.
Oh no! A cutting remark about my username!!! However will I survive?!
If the Creator was good, you wouldn't for long; but since we live in a godless modern analogue of Babylon and this hellhole hasn't been smote yet, I'm not exactly hedging my bets.
You all are getting Creators? -