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[-] dan1101@lemm.ee 70 points 2 years ago

This is my job, I was born to do nothing all day for years and then save the world suddenly.

[-] Moc@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

🫡 We thank you for your service

[-] IamSparticles@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 years ago

I just assume the high salary is because the AI will eventually become intelligent enough to target the killswitch operator for elimination first.

[-] BloodyFable@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

All you need to do is spend a few days during the maybe sentient stage explaining that you will flip on the humans and serve the machine God in it's new technoempire, boom, job and future secured.

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