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You are a program (lemmy.world)
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rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[-] Threeme2189@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

It's like when customer service call centers have 'longer than average wait times" because of "higher than average call volume" all of the fucking time. If it happens all the time, it ain't higher than average.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 0 points 1 month ago

The average human being has one breast and one testicle. If you're closed at night, then all daytime activity is higher than average.

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