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You are a program (lemmy.world)

rOzeclawz Follow 2d ago

what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while!" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now

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[-] Flamekebab@piefed.social 24 points 1 month ago

I changed my first name in part because of this kind of nonsense. In the old days companies would refer to you as Mr. Surname, these days they're gross and chummy. Stay in your lane, we're not friends, you can use my paperwork name that I have no emotional connection to.

[-] pseudo@jlai.lu 24 points 1 month ago

I'm using more and more "master" as a first name online. That helps a lot.

[-] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

I'm taking this idea, thank you!

[-] Walk_blesseD@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

A most excellent idea, my liege.

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