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I hate agile (hexbear.net)
submitted 1 month ago by edge@hexbear.net to c/technology@hexbear.net

I hate scrum

I hate stand up

I hate sprints

Fuck Toyota

How have we taken the most autistic job and tacked a stupid, worthless, autistic unfriendly process on to it? (the answer of course is capitalism)

I want to quit but I can't get another job and even if I could it would just be more of this shit.

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[-] thirtymilliondeadfish@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Death to America and kill every american and start with the veterans, then the troops, then the cops, then you, then the politicians and if there's still any americans around we might have a group huddle and talk about it.

wtf I love scrum now

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