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[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 156 points 11 months ago

As my wife says. "Why would I want to fuck a fascist lazy lay that's in love with a grandpa?"

[-] Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca 38 points 11 months ago

Does she say this to you after you ask her something or during conversations about politics?

[-] willya@lemmyf.uk 28 points 11 months ago

She says it In her sleep when he goes for that 3 AM spooning.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 24 points 11 months ago

that's the thing about wives, they do be saying things.

[-] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

She's a keeper.

Especially if she says this kinda unprompted.

[-] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 11 months ago

Married 30 years. Also, she absolutely murders clichés like Ziva David did in NCIS.

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