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[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 79 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Pros of yacht-centric development:

  • If you own a yacht, it means you are rich and therefore better than others.
  • If you're in a car, some homeless guy could just walk up to your car and beg for money (so awkward!). In a yacht, what are they gonna do, swim?
  • Waterfront access is the American dream. Building roads instead of canals is literally communism.
  • Yachts and canals are great for home values. Gotta keep those prices going up!
  • Cars just aren't sufficient for your average person to haul 20 friends to their weekly parties on their private islands. People need their yachts to go about these basic necessities of life!

Pros of car-centric development:

  • ???
  • There are no pros of car-centric development.
[-] TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 53 points 1 year ago

Pros, cont'd:

  • The increased emissions from the yachts will accelerate climate change, making MORE waterfront; it's a problem that solves itself!
  • More waterfront = higher property values; yachts also lift everyone out of poverty, ezpz
[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I like how you think. We should invest in all that soon-to-be waterfront property and resell it for huge unearned profits in 10 years when it becomes waterfront!

[-] blackbelt352@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Just one small problem Ben! Sell their houses to who? Fucking Aquaman?

[-] pizza@midwest.social 18 points 1 year ago

car centric development keeps taking away my parking lachts 😡

[-] TheSaus@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

That has to be the best pun i’ve ever seen lmao

[-] Fried_out_Kombi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago
[-] zephyreks@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 year ago

You can fit more food from your Costco run on a boat than a car.

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