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[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 57 points 2 weeks ago

“Sorry, honey, can’t make it to the birth of our child, trying to debug this arch install”

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 38 points 2 weeks ago

This is fake, everyone knows arch users are perma-virgins

[-] BenM2023@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

/me arch user with 4 crotch goblins... Must be a cuck and not know it :(

[-] majestictechie@lemmy.fosshost.com 14 points 2 weeks ago

You get your V card back during the OS boot. Doesn't matter if you had sex, booted arch? A virgin again.

[-] BenM2023@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Now why didn't I think of that? I must be worth money to someone as a card carrying V...

/me off to grindr

[-] communism@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe your partner is giving birth through sperm donor, you don't have to have had sex

[-] babybus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 weeks ago

This. We are not Gentoo users, we don't make babies ourselves. We get them from AUR.

[-] kidpixo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I can prove that this is incorrect. Or are my kids mine ??

[-] spacecadet@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

That’s really a question to ask your wife’s boyfriend

this post was submitted on 06 Nov 2024
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