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Anon doesn't tip
(sh.itjust.works)
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To insure proper service. Congratulations, everyone at the joint now knows your face and that you’re cheap.
You’ll get the worst service imaginable at your once favorite place. You’ve ruined it for yourself.
So waiters spit in my food because I pay the amount that's in the menu, and I'm the problem here?
So what you're saying is, tips are bullshit, and it's really just a shakedown? Got it.
Sounds a lot like the maffia. "Pay protection money or else we'll tear your shop down"
Jokes on you, we don' 'Merica
That isn't where "tip" comes from.