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[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 64 points 4 days ago

Harvey’s Hamburgers counted the times I punched in 1-3 minutes past my official start time (despite me being there 20 minutes in advance all times) as being “late” and fired me based off of this.

The two other employees were both pregnant with the manager so I have a suspicion that I got fired because at that time I couldn’t get pregnant. I still can’t get pregnant now because I’m a man, but I also couldn’t get pregnant back then.

[-] m4xie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 days ago

That managers name? Elon Musk.

[-] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago

Dudes name was Clint. Imagine giving birth to a human child and then looking down at the pink noisemaker and thinking “that’s a Clint”.

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