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[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 54 points 2 days ago

Obviously they’ll run the election Russian-style, as Americans still like to think of themselves as free.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 38 points 2 days ago

What's wrong with a one party system? It's only one less then two! You wouldn't want to confuse the voters would you? /$

[-] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

That's our secret, Cap... they're always confused.

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