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What? Why wouldn't there be?
Because the dictator literally promised it. When he says fascist shit, believe him.
Why? Nothing happened during his first presidency. If he'd learn to shut his mouth and stay off Twitter, I would have forgotten he existed.
Talk is cheap. The man is a career shit talker. Hit me up when he actually does something that negatively impacts me.
Yup, good thing nobody died in a pandemic. That would have sucked.
I'm almost certain he wasn't patient zero, nor do I believe he had a hand in creating this disease, but I suppose I can't rule anything out.