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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

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[-] taladar@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago

They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.

[-] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 29 points 10 months ago

Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.

We don't know what'll happen if we update. And we don't know if the dude who coded it will answer our calls. YOLO!

[-] superkret@feddit.org 4 points 10 months ago

At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.

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