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Anon tries programming in Java
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this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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They forgot to mention that production Java applications apparently need to log a certain minimum number of completely meaningless stacktraces per hour to work properly. Or at least I assume that is the case from the fact that all of them do that.
Best with an old and vulnerable log4j on a Windows log server.
At that point, just kill the VM the app is running on and deal with the fallout.