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Microsoft Please Fix
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Say you don't know how to use git without saying you don't know how to use git.
That's what happens when people stumble across that website called GitHub, get hooked and now have unrealistic expectations for the real git.
"I just installed Git for Windows. Where is the drag-to-upload box?"
— A statement dreamt up by the utterly deranged
Real git involves a lot of sweat, requires you to clean up any mess you make, and communicate with any partners about their preferred techniques instead of rawdogging it and waiting for issues. The pushing and pulling will come naturally but you need to know how and when to release, and be clear about how you wish to commit. Nightly is an option but good luck getting everyone on board. People might judge you for using the word "master" but it should be alright in private.
I snorted. It was my inner 12-year-old's fault. (Also because of recently some idiots getting up in arms about these terms in technology.)
"up in arms":
Reality:
-- "just don't use them, some people find them offensive"
-- "ok"
Anonymous techbros online:
"yOu CanT sAY aNYtHiNg ThEsE daYs"