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[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 121 points 5 months ago

Me: We haven't evolved much in 800 thousand years. Can you please make me stop craving sugar?

Brain: Do drugs, get mad for no reason

Me: what

Brain: Here's a dream about having sex with Barney the Dinosaur

[-] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 17 points 5 months ago

As if my brain would let me sleep. We have minor social faux pas from 15 years ago that we need to review again.

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 3 points 5 months ago

Fight or flight response activated!

But the danger is gone, what do you want me to d-

FIGHT OR FLIGHT THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

🎼 Barney is a dinosaur for your ejaculation, and when he’s tall he’s what we call an orgasmic sensation

[-] stinky@redlemmy.com 2 points 5 months ago

Thanks brain!

Hey can you let me forget that cringey thing I did at summer camp? I'm in agony and it's been thirty years

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

I'm sorry, did you mean 'can I forget that important thing'?

BECAUSE YES YOU CAN!

this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
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