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[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

I just saw a Verizon sign today that said the same. I internally scoffed because how can cellular internet be more stable or consistent?

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

They use a radical new networking technique called "Lying, but with graphs"

[-] pivot_root@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)
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**measurements taken in test environment under ideal weather conditions

[-] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 3 points 2 days ago

Mentioning latency is how I got their 16 trillion subcontractor salespeople to stop knocking on my door. They wanna bash the local cable company with 11ms ping but have no clue how to address my latency concern. They don’t even know what it is — “wait, that wasn’t in the script.”

[-] rcbrk@lemmy.ml 13 points 3 days ago

LoL, they misconfigured their test rig and it turns out they were measuring loopback's bandwidth.

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