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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by passepartout@feddit.org to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

Edit: Thanks for your kind comments on disabling contributions. I'm aware of the possibility, this is just a meme.

Contributions in open source projects are great, needed and make the world a better place after all. Therefore they should be declined politely, optionally by giving a reason.

I hereby inform you that I will no longer accept contributions to this post /s.

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[-] passepartout@feddit.org 87 points 1 month ago

When submitting issues, I live in constant fear of creating duplicates.

[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 60 points 1 month ago

When submitting issues, I live in constant fear of creating duplicates.

[-] snooggums@piefed.world 30 points 1 month ago

When submitting duplicates, I live in constant fear of creating issues.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 23 points 1 month ago

When creating duplicates, I live in constant fear of submitting issues.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago

When living duplicitously, I submit a constant fear of issues.

[-] bss03@infosec.pub 12 points 1 month ago

When submissively fearing, I constantly duplicate living issues.

[-] erictile@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago
[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

And this is Jackass.

this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2025
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