Now there's a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.
What a total shock! I really thought Rishi was being honest when he said Rosebank would benefit young people, and I'm even more stunned that the King's Speech wasn't totally accurate. Wow!
I guess, personally, I just feel like a lot of these incredibly rich and obviously out of touch old men are just totally irrelevant to normal daily life for most people. It's pointless to publish news like this, because it's just obviously meant to rile people up in some vague way and I guess somehow that generates money for the Guardian?
I just don't understand why we have to hear about what these irrelevant, hopefully soon-departed losers think. Who cares?
Wow, what a surprise! Looking forward to those well-deserved consequences that he'll definitely be facing 👍
The Tories wouldn't know an honest day of hard work or "doing their duty" if it came and bribed them to their faces. Scumbags.
Every time one of them says or does pretty much anything, it makes me wonder how on Earth anybody votes for these soulless freaks and weirdos. Ah well, at least nobody who's put their penis in a dead pig's mouth is in charge of anything, right? That'd be fucking mental.
Any man who can shit with his back exposed is a braver man than I
Surely it should be a case of "do what you want in your flat as long as you don't cause damage"? What's the issue? Landlords are such fannies.
I worked out last night that the points program in my local pub means I have to buy 33 drinks if I want a free drink of equivalent price. That's daylight fuckin robbery mate
I just legitimately love it and I'm sorry about my awful taste
Bit of an understatement to worry about being the "nasty" party when you're actively murdering people in their own homes by choking benefits and allowing companies to price gouge us, as well as selling the country off to the highest bidder you doddering old cunts.
Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg's round here you'd get more than that lol