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It's to late to be born as a corporation, so I might as well be me. (lemmy.ml)

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I sure wish I could vote for a poltical party that respects my bodily autonomy to put what drugs I want in my own body. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 day ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Maybe we will be free next life.

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The heat slow cooked the meat off my bones. Finally, I get to be the real me. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Doot

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I wish I was a housecat. No job, no homework... only meow meow. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Men, women, and everyone else: dont get distracted. Fight the real fight (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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ACAB (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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What if we held hands under the watchful eyes of the bipartisan police state? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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I've been napping all day (lemmy.ml)

submitted 4 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Ohh ahhh, still so eepy...

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If you have to ask how much, you can't afford godzilla. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Dumb future... for now. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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A dumb future in a clown country. Well the circus has to end eventually...

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I thought we were a family in this apartment building! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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That ass though... (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Pickpocket 100 (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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You got a DUI on the wrong night lady! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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I always think I'm going to make banana bread with my old bananas... but then I don't. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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It's way easier to blend the bananas and put them in pancake/waffle mix.

What are your go to uses for your old bananas? My naners are getting there...

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Life is like a choose your own adventure book... except you don't get to make the choices. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Fun dinosaur fact: dinosaurs did not have to pay rent (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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I guess the ones in that 90's TV show "Dinosaurs" had to now that I think about it.

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Fortunately no one lives in the basement with me. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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No one around means no witnesses to the 24/7 cringe I generate.

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I care now! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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I should have a 1-900 number and charge people $420 an hour to call me (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Is it Spoopy Doots season yet? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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This basement I live in costs 69% of my income (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Thanks for the $2500 a month living expenses mom and dad. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Hope the dopamine hit was worth lifetime of my suffering. Not that they care. Me being born had nothing to do with me or what I wanted. It was 100,000% all about them and what they wanted.

I guess they wanted someone to be exploited by employers and to pay monthly tribute to a landed lord. Mission fucking accomplished.

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Fuck the chicken tax (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Capitalists hate competition.

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MFW I get banned/muted (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 week ago by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml to c/shitposting@lemmy.ml

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Aight I get it. I can be a bit to much some times. Most of the time. All the time.

At least yall can mute me, I cant.